Okay, folks! Did you just sense the whispers around you? Let me bomb this hot, straight from Tinseltown! The famous A-lister actor George has been thrown out of Warner Bros.’s studio! But why? Because he is spreading his creepiness.., Well, George, why do you do this? Can’t you stop?
You know, guys, George Clooney has been obsessed with himself… Of course, why won’t he? He has a God-gifted smile that could light up the room. And he’s got a few fancy awards as well. Well, he does what he thinks is “fancy,” but actually it’s creepy. I feel sorry for him…
Some sources close to the WB studio (okay, it was the janitor) said that Clooney was “spreading his creepiness wherever he went.” Oops!
Now, I know, folks, what you’re thinking, “What’s wrong with being’ a little creepy, especially when you’re Hollywood’s top star?” Well, let me tell you, George took it to the next level! You can’t even imagine.
But let’s face the reality, he was always lurking here and there in the studio, offering his unwanted advice and telling the same old stories about his glory days in the ER. Okay, Dr. Ross, people had it enough. I mean, who doesn’t love a good “I’m a doctor, but not really” story? But come on, George! The staff was starting to think he was the studio’s creepy uncle.
Although it was enough to be creepy, that wasn’t the worst of it, folks! George kept trying to mentor junior actresses and offering them guidance and support. Come on, we all know what this means… I’m pretty sure that’s some kinda code for “I’m a creepy old dude who wants to hang out with me.” No, thank you, Clooney!
Okay, your beloved Democrats are gonna come after me for this, saying, “I’m just a big meanie for calling out their chi-chi Clooney. But let me tell you, folks, this guy has been coasting on his good looks and charm for far too long. It’s time someone took him down a peg!
